Would You Rather? Podcast

The podcast that isn't about Yes or No it's about how far you'll go.

Would You Rather? is all about questions and rarely about answers. "Would you rather have long arms and short legs or short arms and long legs?" or "Would you rather have an upside-down face or back-to-front genitals? and some of the hard hitting questions you may hear discussed each week by illustrious hosts Ant Richardson, Cal Thomson and Patrick Shelton.  Find out the lesser of their two evils along with their hilarious justifications. By the end you'll be wondering yourself how far you'd go.

Listener Warning: This podcast contains mature material for immature people.
It is not recommended for anyone adversed to foul language or listeners of a nervous disposition.


Would You Rather? Episode 036
Featuring the questions:
"Go On A Date With The Most Beautiful Celebrity You Can Imagine But You Know Nothing Is Going To Happen or Go On A Man Date With Your Hero" and "Have To Hear Someone Else Have Sex Once A Week or Have Someone Else Hear You Every Time You Have Sex"
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Would You Rather? Episode 035
Featuring the questions:
"Be A Toilet Seat In A Drug Den or A Tampon Bin In A Sorority House" and "Have An Imaginary Best Friend Who Only You Think Is Real or Be Best Friends With An Ugly Nudist"
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Would You Rather? Episode 034
Featuring the questions:
"Travel Through Time Once or Travel Through Space Indefinitely" and "Never Be Able To Remember Anybody's Name or Not Be Able To Recognise People At All Until They Speak"
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Would You Rather? Episode 033
Featuring the questions:
"Be Vegetarian For A Year or Be Teetotal For A Year" and "Be The Chair Of An Old Dying Man or The Table Of The Local Hooker"
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Would You Rather? Episode 032
Featuring the questions:
"Live In Caveman Times or Live In The Modern Day, But The World Still Has Dinosaurs Living In It" and "Donate Sperm or Bone Marrow"
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Would You Rather? Episode 031 Featuring the questions:
"Wake Up In Thick Sperm or Chunky Vomit" and "Have A Menstrual cycle or Men Who Cycle"
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Would You Rather? Episode 030
Featuring the questions:
"Win The Lottery or Be The King Of Estonia" and "Touch An OAP's Ring Piece or Put Your Finger In Their Mouth For An Hour"
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Would You Rather? Episode 029
Featuring the questions:
"Be Made Of Jelly or Be Made Of Porridge" and "Use A Double Ended Fleshlight With Another Man or Be Part Of A Six Way Orgy With Only One Woman"
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Would You Rather? Episode 028
Featuring the questions:
"Always Poo In Front Of A Live Audience or Always Have To Film It And Upload It To YouTube" and "Someone Give You A Facial or Somebody Vomit In Your Mouth"
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Would You Rather? Episode 027
Featuring the questions:
"Be Constantly Laughing or Constantly Have The Hiccups" and "Start Each Sentence With 'Listen Here You Son Of A Bitch' or End Each Sentence With 'Because I have an Erection'"
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Would You Rather? Episode 026
Featuring the questions:
"Be Locked In A Cupboard For A Week or Be Stranded On A Desert Island Alone For Six Months" and "There Be A 50% Chance Of Waking Up Each Night With A Little Dick or A 10% Chance Of Waking Up With A Vagina"
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Would You Rather? Episode 025
Featuring the questions:
"Not Know When You Have To Poo or When You Have To Eat" and "Drink A Pint Of Somebody Else's Semen or A Pint Of Somebody Else's Blood"
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Would You Rather? Episode 024
Featuring the questions:
"Be Vegan or Only Be Able To Eat Product From One Animal" and "Wipe Your Arse With Sandpaper or Never Wipe Your Arse"
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Would You Rather? Episode 023
Featuring the questions:
"Use Your Dick As A Key or Your Bum As A Lock" and "Never Be Able To Change Your Hairstyle And Personal Appearance Or Never Be Able To Change Your Shirt"
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Would You Rather? Episode 022
Featuring the questions:
"Date Someone You Met Through The Podcasts or Someone Who Thinks The Podcasts Are Stupid" and "Braid Your Anal Pubes or Have A Sausage Roll Hair Cut"
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Would You Rather? Episode 021
Featuring the questions:
"Be A Zombie Killer or A Vampire Slayer" and "Have To Travel Everywhere On A Piggyback From Your Dad or Holding Hands With Your Mum For A Year"
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Would You Rather? Episode 020
Featuring the questions:
"Inspect Someone Else's Prostate or Inspect Someone Else's Banjo String" and "Wear Clown Make-up Every Day or Shave Your Body Every Two Days"
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Would You Rather? Episode 019
Featuring the questions:
"Have The Ability To Print Your Own Money or Rob Banks And Never Get Caught" and "Get Jizz In Your Eye or Jizz In Your Mouth"
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Would You Rather? Episode 018
Featuring the questions:
"Be The Only Man In A World Of Lesbians or Just Another Man In A World Of Men" and "Have A Big Bushy Hobo Beard That You Can Never Shave Off or Be Called Hobo Beard And You're Not Allowed To Change Your Name"
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Would You Rather? Episode 017
Featuring the questions:
"Be An Extra In A Gay Porn Film or Shoot A Gay Porn Scene" and "Circumcise Yourself or Cut Off One Of Your Fingers"
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Would You Rather? Episode 016
Featuring the questions:
"Find Out Your Dad Used To Be A Woman or That You Are Adopted" and "Have A Masturbation Video Of Yourself Leaked Onto The Internet or Masturbate To Porn To Later Notice It's Your Sister"
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Would You Rather? Episode 015
Featuring the questions:
"Catch Your Dad With A Dildo or Be Caught With A Dildo By Your Dad" and "Be Hardcore Religious In The Face Of All Opposition or Be In A Job In Which You Are Protested Everyday"
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Would You Rather? Episode 014
Featuring the questions:
"Get Caught With A Shag Doll or With A Finger Up Your Bum" and "Be Able To Fly But You Are Death or Be Able To Teleport But You Are Permanently Invisible"
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Would You Rather? Episode 013
Featuring the questions:"Have Sex With A Woman That Looks Like An Ape or An Ape Who Looks Like A Woman" and "Chunder Spunk or Spunk Chunder"
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Would You Rather? Episode 012 
Featuring the questions:
"Spend The Rest Of Your Life Underground or Underwater" and "Be A Pirate or A Ninja"
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Would You Rather? Episode 011
Featuring the questions:
"Wax Your Bum Hole or Wax Your Ball Sack" and "Smoke Ten Cigarettes A Day or Smoke One Pole A Year"
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Would You Rather? Episode 010
Featuring the questions:
"Have A Gay Son or A Lesbian Daughter" and "Lick A Man's Armpit or Hand Wipe A Man's Butt Crack"
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Would You Rather? Episode 009
Featuring the questions:
"Catch Your Dick In Your Zip or Get Kicked In The Balls" and "Fart Out Of Your Mouth or Pee Out Of Your Bum Hole"
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Would You Rather? Episode 008
Featuring the questions:
"Sleep With Hayley Williams But You Have To Kiss All The Dudes From Paramore or Sleep With All The Girls In The Corrs But You Have To Give The Male Dude A Hand Job" and "Punt A Baby Off A Bridge or Get Kicked In The Balls Every Hour For A Day"
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Would You Rather? Episode 007
Featuring the questions:
"Animal From The Waist Up or Waist Down" and "Change Sex or Sexual Preference"
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Would You Rather? Episode 006
Featuring the questions:
"Metal Coated Testicles or No Teeth" and "Only Be Able To Say One Word or Hear One Word"
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Would You Rather? Episode 005

Featuring the questions:
"Explosive Diarrhoea In Space or In Bed With A Lady" and "Have A Baggy Bumhole or A Baggy Foreskin"
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Would You Rather? Episode 004
Featuring the questions:
"Have Everything Taste The Same or Feel The Same" and "Have A Vagina For A Mouth or Cocks For Fingers"
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Would You Rather? Episode 003
Featuring the questions:
"Be A Midget or Incurably Obese" and "Have A Clone or Be A Cyborg"
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Would You Rather? Episode 002
Featuring the questions:
"Sleep With A Prostitute That Costs You All Your Money or Sleep With A Man" and "Poo Snakes or Piss Pebbles"
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Would You Rather? Episode 001
Featuring the questions:
"Upside-Down Face or Back-to-Front Genitals" and "Al-Qaeda Receptionist or Neo-Nazi Leader"
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